JM's Series Of Unfortunate Events (SoUE): Intro

This is a record of the unfortunate events in my life (going into my nineteenth year soon on the 1st of June which is my birthday:)). I am writing this as I feel that my life is too interesting and unbelievable in a way that I should not only keep it to myself (and the few people in my daily lives, i.e. my dad, my mom and my little bro).
But before you go on to read about my life, let me inform you right now that there is not much happiness in it unless you like to be sarcastic... My life is a rather devastating, horrible, pitiful, and unfortunate one. Just so you know, I am still proud of it and I have NOT thought about ending it... Fighting!
Anyway, so if you still want to carry on reading it, I will, of course, not stop you. I am all supportive and a strong believer of the rights of Freedom of speech, of thoughts, of anything under the sun, as long as it is civil and legal (Ahhh! The irony...) But I WILL NOT be held any responsibility to the consequences...

So sit back and enjoy! :)
Oh ya! I almost forgot. The later posts are not arranged in any order as there are too many events to record and I and recalling them while recording them. Sorry for any inconveniences incurred.